I haven’t really had anything awesome to post lately. Alas. So I shall post some of my thoughts…
People gorge themselves into carb overload on Thanksgiving – candied sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, bread rolls, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie… then they blame their lethargy on the turkey. Silly, eh?
Why do people insist on cooking all that stuff on Thanksgiving, anyway? Nobody needs to eat that much, and you’d save yourself so much stress if you simplified the meal.
Birthdays exist for two reasons:
1. Giving your “friends” and relatives something to forget. Thank you, everyone, for not remembering.
2. Making whiny brats feel entitled to get free crap.
For Christmas, I want nothing that was shipped in from China. Not that I’ll get that lucky.
It’s definite: PeTA couldn’t care less about the environment. Despite howling that ‘meat isn’t green’ on the one hand, they’re telling people to buy products containing rainforest-destroying palm oil. Since PeTA doesn’t care what gets destroyed or hurt as long as there are no animals in the end product, why don’t they just nuke the planet already? A pain-and-cruelty-free Earth! Wouldn’t that be nice?
It astonishes me how someone can grasp that sunlight traveling through a pane of window glass will create more heat, but cannot fathom how releasing gasses that do the exact same thing into the atmosphere could be warming up the planet.
If you believe that fat and cholesterol is responsible for our nation’s health problems, please Google “Inuit paradox.” Thank you.
