Eh, so what's a Simmie-Sue?

A Simmie-Sue is a Sims version of the dreaded Mary-Sue.

To put it into a nutshell, a Mary-Sue is a (often fanfiction) character that is so talented, pretty, angsty, perfect, etc. that she gets on everyone's nerves. She's that annoying little twit who saves Jack Sparrow from certain death, single-handedly defeats a pack of vampires, repairs the USS enterprise, and all without mussing her perfect red hair. (If you want to learn more, type "Mary-Sue" in your local search engine.)

This is intented to be humorous more than anything. It just seemed like such a funny concept... enjoy!

The rules are simple: Check all that apply, even if it's only a "technically yes...".



  1. Is your Sim's name...
    1. Your name, nickname, Internet handle, or any name that has been applied to you?
    2. A boyish-sounding name for a girl Sim?
    3. Unusual in some way, even for Sim standards?

  2. Is your Sim a teenager or young adult?
    1. Do you play with Aging off so he/she will remain perpetually young?

  3. Is your Sim the same gender as you?

  4. The same ethnicity?

  5. Okay, was he/she designed after you, too?
    1. And has a better body type, hair color, eye color, or whatnot than you do?

  6. Did you spend hours getting your Sim to look just perfect?
    1. More than a day?

  7. Was he/she designed after your favorite character/celebrity?

  8. Does your Sim look a lot like Bella Goth?
    1. And is, in fact, using the name Bella Goth, wearing Bella's red dress, and moving in with Mortimer?

  9. Does your Sim have a custom hair-color?
    1. That you designed especially for this Sim?
    2. Is it a hair color that doesn't naturally occur on humans?

  10. Does your Sim have a custom eye-color?
    1. That you desgined especially for the Sim?
    2. And you don't see humans with this eye color naturally?

  11. Is your Sim half-alien, and despite his/her alien heritage, is highly attractive by Human/Simmish standards?

  12. Does your Sim wear sexy and/or trendy type clothing?

  13. Does your Sim have a near-perfect personality?

  14. Did/will you hack your Sim's personality to make it perfect?

  15. Does practically every other Sim in the neighborhood like him/her?

  16. Do multiple other Sims think he/she is hot?
    1. Do they want to become the boy/girlfriend of your Sim?
    2. Moreso than with Meadow Thayer?
    3. If your Sim is an adult, do they want to WooHoo with him/her?

  17. Does your Sim's True Love look suspiciously like your favorite character/celebrity?

  18. Does your Sim get to have a romantic relationship with every Sim he/she thinks is hot?
    1. With every Sim you think is hot?

  19. Is your Sim unusually accomplished for his/her age?
    1. In Creativity?
    2. Is he/she unusually skilled because you used a third party program to add skills your Sim?

  20. Is your Sim unusually rich?
    1. Because you used Motherlode or Kaching?

  21. Did any of these happen in your Sim's past?
    1. Lost his/her parents?
    2. ...To a fire?
    3. Watched his/her parents die?
    4. Taken from his/her parents by the social worker?
    5. Any other terribly tragic incident not mentioned here?

  22. Did anything else strange happen in your Sim's infancy?

  23. Has your Sim lost...
    1. A lover or close friend?
    2. A child?

  24. Would you like to be friends with your Sim?

  25. Do you ever imagine that you are this Sim?

  26. Do you think everyone in Real-Life (at least, who play The Sims 2) would probably like to be friends with and/or download your Sim?

  27. Do you feel insulted, attacked, or defensive when someone doesn't like your Sim?

Your total is:


0-14 Points
Congratulations. Your Sim is probably just your average, everyday Sim trying to make it in the Sim world.

15-20
Borderline. It could to either way... just stay out of SimPe.

21+
Simmie-Sue alert! How many people this perfect do you honestly know in real life?

35+
Whoa. Your Sim is absolutely freakishly Simmie-Sue. You're not using SimPe, are you? o_0


Disclaimer:
This test is all in fun, so don't take it too seriously, okay?