Which character from Disney's Aladdin are you?
(Because we've all wanted to know whether we be men or monkeys!)

1. What do you generally wear?
Something casual that's easy to move in.
Clothing that's pretty and feminine.
The same thing I've been wearing now... well, forever.
I wear what goes with my job.
What Nature gave me.
Clothing? Yeah, I guess I do have clothes on...

2. Hypothetical Situation No. 1: You are in battle. You are most likely tossing...
Apples or... well, whatever's around.
Insults and/or wisecracks.
Magical projectiles.
Inane babble that sounds insulting.
My own two fists.
There's no way possible, ever, that I'd be in this type of situation.

3. All right, now a personal question. Are you... well, self-concious?
Yes - at least to a certain degree.
Nope - I'm very secure with myself the way I am.
Why would I care what other people think?
My job requires that I maintain a certain image, so yes, in a way I am.

4. Now, about you and your social habits... what fits you the best?
I love socializing with my friends! The more, the merrier!
As long as I have my family, I'm happy.
I have a few close friends I hang out with, but I don't mind being alone now and then.
Eh... I generally tag along with my best friend
Look, I don't have "friends." I hang out with whoever suits my purpose at the time.
I put up with other people, but to be honest, I'd rather be by myself working on a pet project or something.

5. Okay, I won't tell anyone. What's your worst crime?
I tried to run away from home once.
I've stolen a few things and/or told a few lies... not that I'm proud of it.
I've stolen... well, tried to steal a lot of things... but they were so shiny!
I tried to take over.
If being too silly is a crime...
I... um... no, I don't think I've done anything.
Are you sure you want me to go there?

6. Out of these, which one personally peeves you the most?
People who drag me off on stupid "adventures."
Uncooperative people.
People who think my only purpose in life is to serve them hand-and-foot.
Morons in positions of power.
People who try to steal my best friend.
People who judge me by my appearance.
People who don't take me seriously.

7. Now, for another hypothetical question: if asked to go on an adventure, which of these would first and foremost motivate you?
The promise of adventure in and of itself!
Well, if my best friend is going, I'll go because hanging out with him/her is what I do.
The sweet rewards it would bring.
Actually, as much as I'd love to get out, I'm much too terribly busy to go off on an adventure.

8. Time to let your inner child loose! Which of the following appeals to you the most?
Playground equipment!
A closet of dress-up clothes, or maybe some dolls.
Legos, Tinker Toys, and/or K'nex. Any toy you build something with!
I don't need toys... I keep myself entertained without them!
Eh... what kind of baby do you think I am?

9. Okay, we're almost finished. How would you most like to unwind?
I like to fool around with my toys and/or various projects.
Just hang out with my friends and goof off.
Go out on the town.
Relax in the tub.
Sit somewhere soft and munch snacks.
Get a massage from some gorgeous hotties... yeeeeeeeeaaah.

10. Another hypothetical situation! You find yourself in trouble - doesn't matter what exactly - but you know that if you're hung out to dry for this, you're going to be in a lot of hurt. What's your first reaction?
Try to smooth-talk my way out.
Run!
Find myself confused, because as far as I know, I wouldn't have been doing anything to get myself in this situation in the first place.

11. At the moment, you'd most like to...
Get out of work and take a really, really long vacation. And never come back to work!
Figure out a way to get that cutie to notice me.
Get about $1,000,000!
Be in charge of the country/city/whatever.
Get out and have a little fun for awhile.
Just chill right here.

12. HS No. 4! For whatever reason, you're suddenly in power. The big cheese. Congratulations! Or not. Your initial reaction?
I'm already in power... this question's kinda moot.
Me?! I don't know how to run anything!
It's about time...
Swell. My first order of business shall be to get a massage chair.
All-righty, then. It's not exactly my preferred position, but I'll do what I can.
Me in power? You're joking, right?

13. If you had/have a pet, what would you most like to do with it?
Take it with my on my capers.
Sic it on pesky visitors.
Teach it to do tricks - like Sigfried and Roy!
Just play with it, really.
I don't do pets.